Tot het destructief laf liegend vernielen wordt door de ouwe vvd ss weive of mammon krengetjes (m/v).
“Margaret Atwood, the Canadian novelist, once asked a group of women at a university why they felt threatened by men. The women said they were afraid of being beaten, raped, or killed by men. She then asked a group of men why they felt threatened by women. They said they were afraid women would laugh at them.”
― Molly Ivins, Molly Ivins Can't Say That, Can She?
“Someone once said, men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them. We should have known better. I thought there were still secret places. Hidden in the cracks and crevices of this world. Places we could make beautiful, peaceful, quiet, safe. Or at least bearable.”― Margaret Atwood, The Handmaid’s Tale
“Guns are our friends because in a country without guns, I'm what's known as "prey." All females are.”
― Ann Coulter, If Democrats Had Any Brains, They'd Be Republicans (fout slecht lll vvd ss oud weif)
“The downside of my celebrity is that I cannot go anywhere in the world without being recognized. It is not enough for me to wear dark sunglasses and a wig. The wheelchair gives me away.”
― Stephen Hawking
“To love is easy, to be in a relationship is extremely difficult.”
― Santosh Kalwar, Quote Me Everyday
“James - "Are you paying attention or just trying to make me look like an idiot?"
Elizabeth - "Oh, I'm definitely paying attention. If you look like an idiot it has nothing to do with me.”
― Julia Quinn, How to Marry a Marquis
“I'm glad mushrooms are against the law, because I took them one time, and you know what happened to me? I laid in a field of green grass for four hours going, "My God! I love everything." Yeah, now if that isn't a hazard to our country … how are we gonna justify arms dealing when we realize that we're all one?”
― Bill Hicks (mijn ervaring was heftiger, 2 uur bijna dood en pas na de eerste lach kon ik overeind komen, be careful)
“My mother told me that life isn't always about pleasing yourself and that sometimes you have to do things for the sole benefit of another human being. I completely agreed with her, but reminded her that that was what blow jobs were for.”
― Chelsea Clinton, My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night Stands
“Can we go back to using Facebook for what it was originally for - looking up exes to see how fat they got?”
― Bill Maher
“Before I speak, I have something important to say.”
― Groucho Marx
“Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we.”
― George W. Bush, tags bushism, dumb, humor
“Often it does seem such a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat.”
― Mark Twain, Christian Science “I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.”
― Walt Disney
“There is one other reason for dressing well, namely that dogs respect it, and will not attack you in good clothes.”
― Ralph Waldo Emerson
“My formula for life is very simple: in the morning, wake up; at night, go to sleep. In between I try and occupy myself as best I can.”
― Cary Grant
“Tut, Tut, looks like rain”
― A.A. Milne
“I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.”
― Steven Wright
“I like to see the glass as half full, hopefully of jack daniels.”
― Darynda Jones, First Grave on the Right
“What’s not so great is that all this technology is destroying our social skills. Not only have we given up on writing letters to each other, we barely even talk to each other. People have become so accustomed to texting that they’re actually startled when the phone rings. It’s like we suddenly all have Batphones. If it rings, there must be danger.
Now we answer, “What happened? Is someone tied up in the old sawmill?”
“No, it’s Becky. I just called to say hi.”
“Well you scared me half to death. You can’t just pick up the phone and try to talk to me like that.”
― Ellen DeGeneres, Seriously... I'm Kidding
“The Destiny of Man is to unite, not to divide. If you keep on dividing you end up as a collection of monkeys throwing nuts at each other out of separate trees.”
― T.H. White, The Once and Future Monkey King
“The lack of money is the root of all evil.”
― Mark Twain
“I notice that you use plain, simple language, short words and brief sentences. That is the way to write English―it is the modern way and the best way. Stick to it; don't let fluff and flowers and verbosity creep in. When you catch an adjective, kill it. No, I don't mean utterly, but kill most of them―then the rest will be valuable. They weaken when they are close together. They give strength when they are wide apart. An adjective habit, or a wordy, diffuse, flowery habit, once fastened upon a person, is as hard to get rid of as any other vice.”
― Mark Twain
“Definition of journalism: People who can't write, doing interviews with people who can't think, in order to prepare articles for people who can't read.”
― Frank Zappa, The Real Frank Zappa Book (was vaak onder de indruk van goede journalisten, in de telegraaf weinig goeds, het is echt een mammonkanker nsb vvdpvv nscda bbb partijblaadje gebleven .. ook daar alleen maar een oordeel vanwege de voorpagina en de afgelopen 20 jaar af en toe inzien of lezen voor 2010 bij opa hoogeveen of mijn pa)
“We spend money that we do not have, on things we do not need, to impress people who do not care.”
― Will Smith
“People often say that the English are very cold fish, very reserved, that they have a way of looking at things – even tragedy – with a sense of irony. There’s some truth in it; it’s pretty stupid of them, though. Humor won’t save you; it doesn’t really do anything at all. You can look at life ironically for years, maybe decades; there are people who seem to go through most of their lives seeing the funny side, but in the end, life always breaks your heart. Doesn’t matter how brave you are, how reserved, or how much you’ve developed a sense of humor, you still end up with your heart broken. That’s when you stop laughing. In the end there’s just the cold, the silence and the loneliness. In the end, there’s only death.”
― Michel Houellebecq, The Elementary Particles
“Oh for craps sake. You're not dying again, are you? It's seriously inconvenient when you do that."
― Aphrodite
Ik zie de dood niet als koud, stil en eenzaam, zoals hierboven staat. Alles is over en weg, net zoals voor je geboorte. Het liefste sterf ik lachend of in mijn slaap, zonder pijn. Als ik ondraaglijke pijn lijd, zo snel mogelijk een zachte zelfmoord pil van drion, graag. Rottende weg terende alzheimer “hersenen” lijkt me ook vreselijk, waarschijnlijk wil ik ook dan liever zachte euthanasie, maar dat weet ik nog niet zeker. Vooral voor een eventuele partner is dementie verschrikkelijk, lijkt me, gelezen in Magdalena, gehoord en gezien bij barbara en pieter g.v.d.
“There's only one rule you need to remember: laugh at everything and forget everybody else! It sounds egotistical, but it's actually the only cure for those suffering from self-pity.”
― Anne Frank, The Diary of a Young Girl
What does the sun look like from the moon
From the Moon, the Sun looks the same as from Earth, with some interesting differences. Because the moon has no atmosphere, sunlight is not scattered, making the contrast of shadows on the lunar surface much darker and sharper.
Like the planets, we only see the Moon because it reflects the Sun's light. And just as we have half the planet lit and the other in darkness at any one time, the Sun is always shining on half the Moon. This means there is no dark side of the Moon, just a side facing away from the Sun.
Since Pluto is so far away from the Sun (at a average distance of 3,670,050,000 miles), the Sun would look much dimmer and smaller that it does from here on Earth. From Pluto, the Sun would look like a very bright star and would light up Pluto during the day about as much as the full Moon lights up Earth at night.
“This paper, by its very length, defends itself from ever being read.”
― Winston S. Churchill (dan moet ik denken aan die ook kreupele juridische uitspraak -alle juridische uitspraken zijn kreupel en krom, fout rechts gejank van hebzuchtige bezitterige m/v ouwe vvd ss ccccccccc lll weive- van de raad van state van ruim 28 bladzijdes met autistisch ijdel juridisch gekakel zonder enig technisch begrip over co2 opslag en dat net zo domme geleuter van oud weif laura van geest over co2 opslag of die net zo potsierlijke vertoning van slechte ouwe weive coenraadie, wildersschoof, van der plas, omtzigt, baudet, yesilgoz en zo voorts, het schouwtoneel van de rottende mammonkanker zombies waan die eigen lijk niet mogen bestaan)
“An old battleax of a woman said to Winston Churchill, "If you were my husband I would put poison in your tea." Churchill's response, "Ma'am if you were my wife I would drink it.”
― Winston S. Churchill
9 mei 2013 — Amerikaanse onderzoekers stelden vast dat het water op onze aarde dezelfde afkomst heeft als het water op de maan.
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