“The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four people is suffering from a mental illness. Look at your 3 best friends. If they're ok, then it's you.”― Rita Mae Brown >> The statistics on sanity in 2024 are that three to four out of every four people are suffering from a mental illness.
“I have great faith in fools - self-confidence my friends will call it.”
― Edgar Allan Poe, Marginalia
“I used to think anyone doing anything weird was weird. Now I know that it is the people that call others weird that are weird.”
― Paul McCartney
“The easy confidence with which I know another man's religion is folly teaches me to suspect that my own is also.”
― Mark Twain
“What would men be without women? Scarce, sir...mighty scarce.”
― Mark Twain (a friend of Nikola Tesla)
“The world is a stage and the play is badly cast.”
― Oscar Wilde
“Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair.”
― George Burns
“My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the heck she is.”
― Ellen DeGeneres
“Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and, instead of bleeding, he sings.”
― Robert Benchley
“If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to.”
― Dorothy Parker
“Yes, reason has been a part of organized religion, ever since two nudists took dietary advice from a talking snake.”
― Jon Stewart
“You can safely assume you've created god in your own image when it turns out that god hates all the same people you do.”
― Anne Lamott
“Black holes are where god divided by zero.”
― Albert Einstein
“Tell people there's an invisible man in the sky who created the universe, and the vast majority will believe you. Tell them the paint is wet, and they have to touch it to be sure.”
― George Carlin
“Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?”
― George Carlin
“Confidence is ignorance. If you're feeling cocky, it's because there's something you don't know.”
― Eoin Colfer, Artemis Fowl
"Ignorance is strength.”
― George Orwell in 1984 as big brother animal farm possessive pigs donald trump end elon musk ratpig poetin, even sending internet artificial intelligence the wrong way, their vain void dead stupidity and their followers are buying it and up to now succesfully (try to re) sell their deadly oligarch corpo reet rate greedy farts
“Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before.”
― Steven Wright
“Don't Panic.”
― Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy
“Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.” “Today was good. Today was fun. Tomorrow is another one.”
― George Carlin & Dr Seuss
“Stories of imagination tend to upset those without one.”
― Terry Pratchett
“Wisdom comes from experience. Experience is often a result of lack of wisdom.”
― Terry Pratchett
“In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded.”― Terry Pratchett
“Tell the truth, or someone will tell it for you.”
― Stephanie Klein, Straight Up and Dirty
“I think God, in creating man, somewhat overestimated his ability.” “I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read in the train.”― Oscar Wilde, The Importance of Being Earnest
“People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.”
― A.A. Milne, Winnie-the-Pooh
“If cats looked like frogs we'd realize what nasty, cruel little bastards they are. Style. That's what people remember.”
― Terry Pratchett, Lords and Ladies
“I never made one of my discoveries through the process of rational thinking”
― Albert Einstein
“I suppose I'll have to add the force of gravity to my list of enemies.”
― Lemony Snicket, The Penultimate Peril
“Never memorize something that you can look up.”
― Albert Einstein
“The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well, on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.”
― Douglas Adams, The Salmon of Doubt: Hitchhiking the Galaxy One Last Time
“Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself.”
― Mark Twain
“If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, of what, then, is an empty desk a sign?”
― Laurence J. Peter, misattributed to Albert Einstein
“Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.”
― George Burns
“That does it," said Jace. "I'm going to get you a dictionary for Christmas this year."
"Why?" Isabelle said.
"So you can look up 'fun.' I'm not sure you know what it means.”
― Cassandra Clare, City of Ashes
“I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.”
― Mark Twain
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