“Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.”
― Lily Tomlin (in my life i heard women complain muts more than men, i only heard women complaining and that’s the one and only rule women like lily tomlin apply, it should be: women invented language to satisfy her deep need to complain : my life and work are one complaint against being alive and life, geldt NIET voor Stella, Evelina, Regina, Charlotte enzovoorts, hoewel ze ook die gekromde vvd ss lll houdingk kunnen aannemen wanneer ze dat willen, beetje verdacht dat ze alle 4 superknap zijn, komt ook van binnen uit). Nou al 2 keer van vrijen met irina ignat gedroomd (niet sex maar mooi vrijen) binnen 2 maanden, terwijl ik meer verliefd was op stella, evelina, regina enzovoorts, dat ik dan niet van vrijen met ze droom en wel met irina, die ik ook heeeeel leuk vond en vind .. met evelina in de of 1 winter of 1-2 maanden aan de kust bij sevilla wonen, of sicilië of sardinië, of Portugal, Marokko of Brazilië, zij mag kiezen, maar het lijkt alsof ze terug is naar malaga of so long, so long, so long .. Kennie schelie, nee, kennie niksie schelie mettie hondie.
prins benard was graag tussen dictatoriale moordende kleptocraten, net zoals onderstaanden https://nl.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mobutu_Sese_Seko
“That would be a good thing for them to cut on my tombstone: Wherever she went, including here, it was against her better judgment.” - tombstone für piggy beatriksie maximalia willy and chickenpiggies barbara van de griend martha neeter braaksma mark edith schippers dilan yesilgoz van der plas faber agema klever wildersschoof omtzigt rutte en alle andere negatief genoemden, waren ze er maar nooit geweest .. over 200 jaar zijn ze er nooit geweest : het enige juiste, het enige nodige, shit in the ground, poep in de grond, all they are is shit in the ground .. the ground, the ground shall sorrow sorrow bie .. maar composteerbare lijkenzakken (zoals Matthew Perry wilde bij zijn begrafenis) zijn een ander milieuverantwoord idee om de wereld te redden .. alles verbranden zorgt voor nog meer temperatuurstijging en houten kisten zijn kostbaar. Het liefste sterf ik en dien ik als kattenvogelvoer, een goede tweede is een composteerbare lijkenzak of een kartonnen doos, ook tegen al die vvd crematie ondernemers zols harry mens en haar opvolgers, want harry mens gaat normaalgesproken eerder dan ik.
Is it judgment or judgement? The truth is, both spellings are correct. They also have the same definition: the decision of a legal court or an opinion made subjectively or objectively. Never seen or heard an objective judgment.
“It's now very common to hear people say, 'I'm rather offended by that.' As if that gives them certain rights. It's actually nothing more than a whine. 'I find that offensive.' It has no meaning; it has no purpose; it has no reason to be respected as a phrase. 'I am offended by that. You are always offended, stupid vain void dead people are always offended. Well, i saw hate in a graveyard.'
― Stephen Fry about (wo)men in government, as a judge, queen or another pigchicken role
“Any fool can make a rule
And any fool will mind it.”
― Henry David Thoreau, Journal #14
“Rules and school are tools for fools. I don't give two mules for rules.”
― Trenton Lee Stewart, The Mysterious Benedict Society
“I find my life is a lot easier the lower I keep my expectations.”
― Bill Watterson
(Media question to Beatles during first U.S. tour 1964)
"How do you find America?"
"Turn left at Greenland.”
― Ringo Starr in Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports
“Mike nodded. A sombre nod. The nod Napoleon might have given if somebody had met him in 1812 and said, "So, you're back from Moscow, eh?”
― P.G. Wodehouse
“Practice makes perfect, but nobody's perfect, so why practice?” “If Jesus came back and saw what was being done in his name, he'd never stop throwing up.”
― Kurt Cobain
“You have to remember one thing about the will of the people: it wasn't that long ago that we were swept away by the Macarena.”
― Jon Stewart
“No matter what dimension you're in, there's a big-headed sour pig foul mouth and an equal dead doll chicken with a giant hat trying to take over the world.”
― Eoin Colfer, The Lost Colony
“If our Founding Fathers wanted us to care about the rest of the world, they wouldn't have declared their independence from it.”
― Stephen Colbert
“Almost everything strange washes up near Miami. ”― Rick Riordan “I have never voted in my life... I have always known and understood that the idiots are in a majority so it's certain they will win.”
― Louis-Ferdinand Céline (akelige anti semiet)
“Statistically speaking, there is a 65 percent chance that the love of your life is having an affair. Be very suspicious.”
― Scott Dikkers, Depressing Nuggets of Wisdom Sure to Ruin Your Day
“A pessimist is a woman who thinks everybody is as shitty as herself, and hates them for it.”
― George Bernard Shaw about pig jessicka haitsma and chicken barbara van de griend
“Someday I must read this scholar. She seems to have written so much--all of it wrong.”
― Tamora Pierce, School's out - forever
“Men are more interesting in books than they are in real life.”
― Mary Ann Shaffer, The Potato Peel Pie Society
“I’m no cactus expert, but I know a prick when I see one.”
― Mark A. Cooper, Royal Decree
“A dysfunctional family is any family with more than one person in it.”
― Mary Karr, The Liars' Club
“I don’t believe in astrology; I’m a Sagittarius and we’re skeptical.”
― Arthur C. Clarke
“A fire broke out backstage in a theatre. The clown came out to warn the public; they thought it was a joke and applauded. He repeated it; the acclaim was even greater. I think that's just how the world will come to an end: to general applause from wits who believe it's a joke.”
― Soren Kierkegaard, Either/Or, Part I
“One should always be in love. That's the reason one should never marry.”
― Oscar Wilde
“How is it possible to have a civil war?”
― George Carlin
Vond het al een ongeloofwaardig verhaal, dat de maan koeler zou zijn geweest tijdens de corona periode .. aan de andere kant lees ik zulke ongelooflijke onwaardige zaken of dingen sinds 2015, alsof inderdaad stupiditeit en laffe lelijke leugens een te groot deel van de (asociale) media uitmaken, Van Ines weski, mijn geval/zaak tot die akelige destructieve liefdeloze hatende fascistoïde vvd ss weive als trumpoetin, kim, assad, wilders, enzovoorts 🧟♀️☠️🤮